Hubby Vs. Wife

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for
several miles,
not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and
neither of them wanted to concede
their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically,
“Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife
about
how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied,
“The reason has to be because we have
to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife
and asked,
“What?”


CREATION
A man said to his wife one day,
“I don’t know how you can be so stupid
and
so beautiful all at the same time.”
The wife responded,
“Allow me to explain.
God m ade me beautiful so you would be
attracted to me;
God m ade me stupid so I would be
attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an
argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said,
“You should do it, because you get up
first,
and then we don’t have to wait as long
to get our coffee.”
The husband said,
” You are in charge of cooking around
here and
you should do it, because that is your
job,
and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies,
“No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies,
“I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened
the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several
pages, that it indeed says……….
“HEBREWS”

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some
problems at home and
were giving each other the silent
treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at
5:00 AM for
an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break
the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper,
“Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”
He left it where he knew she would
find it.
The next morning, the man woke up,
only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn’t wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed.
The paper said,
“It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”


Men are not equipped for these kinds
of contests.

God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN
WHO NEED A LAUGH AND
TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !!!!

Author: Steven Sentosa

Steven Sentosa is a passionate blogger who likes to share his life and help others through his blog, MyInternetCorner.com. He offers social media services and Internet marketing consultation per client's request. You can reach him via Twitter @StevenSentosa.