Programs – Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0
to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program
began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other
system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Football5.0 ,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs,
crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to
keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run my favorite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on
Wife 1.0.

Please help!
Thanks,
“A Troubled User”

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people
complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0
to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0
and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge
the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0
is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0
Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support).

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work
on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background
application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software
augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the
command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will
have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5
and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you
use these programs. Improper use will cause the system
to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is
to purchase additional software. I recommend Dresses
2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is NOT
supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support…

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