Lessons in Logic

Lessons in
Logic

If
your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your
father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

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I was born
intelligent –
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect…..
But
nobody’s perfect….. .
so why practise?

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If it’s true that we are here to
help others,
then what exactly are the others here
for?

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Since
light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you
hear them speak.

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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

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Money is
not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.

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One should
love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there
is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man
should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing
in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they
become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many
relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you
can put off today.

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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to
sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning

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“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take
the risk

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“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for
hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose
our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The
more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less
you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station
is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train
stops.

On my
desk, I have a work station….

WHAT MORE CAN I
SAY…….. ???

Author: Steven Sentosa

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